Fire Island star Zane Philips almost set Twitter’s undercarriage alight when photos of him dropped as a scruffy decorator. Think more DIY and less Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen.

Shot by Raphaël Chatelain, fans thirsted over Philips fit physique stuffed into some paint-covered combats. We’re not sure what exactly is sexy about dust goggles and a tub of plaster, but here we are.

We could sit here all day making quips about demolishing back doors and nailing things, but the pics speak for themselves…

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