French actor Benoit Michel bares all in French short film Carré: not to be confused with pig-blood fest Carrie. And let’s just say there’s nothing short about this short.

Carré (which translates to Square in English) was released in 2016 and is synopsised by IMDb: “On 13th November, in an apartment in Paris a illegitimate couple are confronted with a stranger and their fears/demons.”

That sounds super vague! But if these pics are anything to go by, we can assuredly say that Michel’s meat is not a fear of ours.

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