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Did you know that Amazon Prime is one of the best streaming platforms for piping hot male nudity

Sure, HBO Max has Euphoria and Netflix has Sex/Life, but ya’ll are straight up sleeping on Jeff Bezos. He has needs. And by the looks of it, they have been met. Well, ours have anyway.

We’re gathering up the hottest nudity ever seen on Amazon Prime original shows, including Richard Madden PR (Pre-Rocketman) strutting nude across a room on the Amazon series that never was, Oasis, the aptly titled I Love Dick, and Nicolás Gold’s truly mouth-watering meat in Maradona: Blessed Dream! Last, but certainly not least the yummy Hugo Catalan in El Juego de las Llaves.

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