Imagine being in this hardware store and seeing another customer sporting their own hard ware. “Straight in my basket”.

That’s what one cocky exhibitionist seems to be doing here, and honestly, if there’s anything that can make us actually enjoy a trip to Wicks, it’s probably this. Forget the DIY though, we’d be leaving with a different kind of tool that looks like it would be very effective at hammering.

For the other customer who is crouched down, his meat is right at eye level, so we hope they don’t make a sudden movement and end up blind in one eye.

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