Watching Naked Attraction in another language is like trying to read before you know how; you haven’t got a clue what’s being said, but its nice to look at the pictures. (If anyone knows what was said, and it’s of remotely of note, drop us a line!)

In the first round, the female contestant was presented with these 6 specimen. Who would you vote off based solely on their genitals?

If you said hairy dick big balls in the yellow box, then you’d have chosen the same as the contestant, Box Dye.

Eventually, Box Dye whittled it down to the hairless cock in the red box, and the hairless cock in the orange box. Clearly, Box Dye is not a fan of pubes, but she is partial to the bushy brows.

Decisions, decisions babe. Anyway, spoiler alert: she picks the blonde guy (on the left)… Must’ve been the shaved cock and bushy brows that did it for her.