Today is National Underwear Day, (6th August) and these days there are so many to choose from.

You can get the ones with the modesty pouch that makes your cock look like a carrot, or the ones with the elephant trunk over your knob because novelty pants are about as funny as war crimes.

In this totally serious rundown, which is backed by Nina Theodopolodas, Britain’s top psychologist, I explain what your underwear says about you. Spoiler: you’re probably not gonna like it.

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♬ original sound – Anthony Gilét

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