We couldn’t be LESS interested in the Euro Cup if we tried. But that’s not to say that we don’t feel a little left out when we hear the durnken cheers across the city. It really is coming home… isn’t it?

Talking of coming… footballers have a habit of getting themselves involved in national sex scandals. Whether it’s drunken orgies abroad, or their nudes landing in the wrong hands, they’re as committed to the scandal as they are to the game.

Here’s a handful of memorable stories…

Ayia Napa

Frank Lampard (above), Kieron Dyer and Rio Ferdinand hit the headlines in 2000 when a sex tape they filmed in party hotspot Ayia Napa was leaked to the press. At the time, the video did make it onto torrent sites, but was said to be of really low quality. Our sources say Lampard is around 7″ and girthy.

Aaron Moody

Back in 2015, 19-yeaer-old footballer Aaron Moody went viral when people discovered that he’d been posting his dick pics to a Tumblr account under the user BigWhiteCock20. Well, he wasn’t lying. If anything, we’d say ‘big’ is an understatement.

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The Sunderland sex party

Sunderland players Ben Alnwick, Chris Brown, Liam Lawrence and Martin Woods were scruntinized after filming themselves having sex with a woman. Having happened over a decade ago, the footage that did appear online wasn’t great quality. But it was clear enough to see Woods’ impressive tackle.

Allison Becker

Liverpool’s goalkeeper Allison Becker was caught in a menagé-a-quatre, and despite him being the only guy we have to admit the video was super hot (he has enough dick for all three of the women). At one point, one of the women snorts a line of powder off his dick.

The Thailand orgy

James Pearson, Tom Hopper and Adam Smith recorded themselves having sex with three Thai women. While this could’ve been sexy in theory, the men were seen disrespecting the women while using racial slurs which ultimately lead to the trio being dropped from their team.

Ashley Cole

Cole got dumped by Chezza just before the 2010 World Cup when she discovered sexts he’d been sending to other women. Those images never made it past the press, but we do have this picture of him accidentally flashing on the pitch.

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