As we completely overlook the number of hours that Maximo Garcia has spent in the gym, we can’t help but complain how some guys were just born lucky.

To give him his due, Garcia’s rock hard body is clearly work of continuous dedication and turning down kebabs on a night out. Although, being from Spain, they have it hella easier as it not part of their culture, like it is ours.

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Garcia works as a adult entertainer and fitness model; but he’s not so much motivating us to hit the gym as he his to stay in and jerk-off to his snaps. Whoooops.

Annoyingly, Garcia is straight but that’s what imagination is for…

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