Words: Ben Pulsford
A 41-year-old anonymous ex-con suffered a terrible sex injury two years after shoving a domino piece up his cock to “make masturbating better in prison.”
Fair warning: this story might (read: will) make your cock do that thing where it recoils into its safety cave in sheer terror at the thought of doing something rather (unbelievably) unpleasant to it. Unless, perhaps, you’re into sounding – but a domino isn’t exactly a lubed up metal rod, is it? .
Our story starts when a 41-year-old ex-con’s cock swelled up like a sad, infected balloon not long after a shag.
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Turns out – *wince* – the guy had purposefully shoved a domino fragment into his knob two years earlier while in prison, and awkwardly knocked it. Now, although this isn’t that uncommon in some fetish circles, it’s probably not something someone inexperienced should be doing on their own willy-nilly. (Sorry.)
According to The Daily Mail, the former prisoner had carved a domino piece into an arrow shape and shoved it “between his skin and penile muscle to ‘enhance sexual stimulation’” in prison two years ago.
Doctors originally thought the guy had suffered from the dreaded “dick snapping”, but he soon admitted to actually using a pencil to shove the domino fragment into his cock to “make masturbating better in jail”. The patient was given antibiotics to fight off his bacterial infection in hospital, but, oh yeah… refused to have the thing removed.
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It’s worth noting that according to a team of doctors who recently added the case to a medical journal, they noted the practice of inserting “foreign bodies in the penis” to boost stimulation was more common in Asian countries, specifically among gang members, but interestingly in America, the majority of reports similar to this come from those serving time.
So… how’s your Hump Day going?
