One male resident of Floria has found himself in quite the pickle… literally. Well, to be accurate, the pickle found itself in a man.

Police responded to a ‘suspicious person’ call around 4pm, where outside a Tampa townhouse Eric Detiege, 47, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

That’s an interesting way to get one of your five a day.

Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge and is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond.

Detiege has previous convictions including theft, disorderly conduct, resisting police, and criminal mischief. It’s reported from these that Detiege has “Only God can judge me” tattooed on his arm.

It’s safe to say, even God had to put his lunch down.