Modern art will always be a divisive topic amongst its audience. While it’s great to be open and receptive to new and innovative ideas, sometimes you do have to just step and say, ‘babe, that’s a fire extinguisher’.

Many would say that slathering you knob in paint and whacking it on a canvas isn’t art either… but hey, we guess it depends on the finished product. We don’t know many that could paint a beautiful landscape with their cock.

This, however, is not that. But to say we weren’t fixated, well, that’d be a lie.

Correct us if we’re wrong, but isn’t this artist partially aroused. “Does your paint brush have a semi or are you just happy to see me?”

If you thought whappin’ ya dong around was art, then this guy is Picasso… No, no, sorry we mean, Pricasso.

Pricasso showed off his todger’s talents back in the day on America’s Got Talent… and if a punk painting with his dong isn’t American pride then let’s just burn the flag now.

He’s also not the only one with blessed bell-end…

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