Philippe Soulier is a cock name that plenty of y’all already have etched into your headboards… and the rest of you soon will.

The tattooed, inked fitness model has a past that we hope for most Insta-ThirstTraps. That’s to say, he’s given us – and you – exactly what we want.

Well, almost. Throw in a good ol’ bro-job and we’d be a bit more satisfied, but beggers can’t be choosers.

Soulier’s DNA was nice enough to gift him with muscles, length and a peachy ass; enough to make you say, fuck I’m trash.

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