Shrove Tuesday was yesterday, and we didn’t have nearly as big an influx of people flaunting their pancakes on social media – so lockdown must really be getting to people.

But furthermore, Fat Tuesday isn’t just the start of Lent, it’s the end of Mardi Gras, when the main celebration occurs. So I guess it kind of makes sense that Jesus would detox after such a raucous festival. We’d be on a diet from drink and dick if these snaps are anything to go by.

During the festival, party-goers are encouraged to flash their peens, and in return are given coloured beads which they can later swap out for more drinks. Sounds like our kind of celebration tbh.

While a number of them occur worldwide (Sydney, New Orleans, and Brazil to name a few) naturally, it won’t have been the same this year… But this post will have you so horny you’ll be booking your plane tickets for next year already.

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