If – in 2021 – you still get down about being single on Valentine’s Day, we’re sorry but you need a slap. (Preferably, a dick slap).

Valentine’s is undoubtably a hetero-concept for basic Jane’s to get engaged, although if we could actually hold onto a man you damn right we’d be posting to the ‘gram from Paris.

OK, so maybe we’re an old romantic at heart, but don’t get sucked in to feeling bad about yourself just because you’re able to live independantly… Bloop! Howeverrr, in the mean time, please do take any one of these lads as your Valentine.

That last Romeo is our friend Cain, be sure to check him out. Or see him put more in his mouth on our C&C member’s page.