Omar Federico Alderete Fernández is a Paraguayan professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Bundesliga club Hertha BSC and the Paraguay national team.

Maybe he’d be better positioned as a centre-top? (Wait, what do you mean that’s not a football term?)

In fact, can’t help but wonder if he’d have been better with a career in porn, it wouldn’t be the first time a player’s made that leap.

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