There are so many adult content creators out there now, that you’ve got to be doing things that separate you from the crowd.

This creator cosplayed as Mario – of Mario Kart, Smash Bros and a stream of other games which propped the Italian plumber as the protagonist – and showed off his “leaking pipe”.

Ok, that sounds like more of an issue for the clinic than OnlyFans though.

We’ll ignore that it’s the whitest dancing we’ve seen since Thersea May.

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