Greek footballer Dimitris Ntoumanis may play as a goalkeeper but it looks like he’s been hiding one of the posts up his footie shorts.

Like most of the Western world, we’re not exactly clued-up on Greek sports, however, you might find us front and center of a local match on our next visit to Mykonos. Well, at least if the players have this to offer.

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From what we can gather, the 27-year-old, who plays for Ypato is proud to show off his now-tatted body. But it’s the ones from a few years back that really got us planning our next ex-pat.

Like this? Oh, this is just the tip. Go balls-deep here