Jonathan de Falco – or Stany Falco as he’s now known – certainly has good ball skills, and we’re not even talking about his career on the football pitch.

Stany, who played right-back for RC Mechelen, cleary wasn’t happy enough just being surrounded by peen in the changing room (or the underwhelming paychecks compared to Western teams), and left behind the game to get on the game! (Sort of).

Falco went on to become a relatively successful porn star, having partaken in a number of scenes for UKNakedMen and Titan Men. 

Here’s a gallery to sick your teeth into:

QUIZ: Guess the Sportsman by his Penis! [NSFW]