For many gay men, attending social events can sometimes be quite daunting… Especially when you’re in swimwear. 

So we’ve put together this totally serious, and psychologist-approved list of how to stand-out, command a crowd and banish those beach blues. 

Stand tall:
Walking with a straight back is one of the simplest techniques we can use to appear confident, even when we’re not. When you’re hunched over you give the impression that you don’t want to, or are not worthy of being looked at… and that’s likely the response you’ll get. 

Walk Confidently
Small strides are for pigeons. You’re a damn unicorn, bitch. 

Laugh:
We’re automatically more attracted to people who are happy… so enjoy yourself! Not only do your vibrations raise to a level which seduce those around you, but men want to be in on your fun.

Ditch the speedos and be naked… simples!

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