Today, as you may not know, is National Masturbation Day. Not that it really matters considering that’s all we currently do aside from exist.

So whether you’re spending the day in your room, setting up some candles for a little romansturbation or are experimenting with new sex toys, (check out 5 of the best ones recommended by C&C here), we hope you’re going the extra mile to ensure your own self-satisfaction.

This guy looks like he’s having the best day, and who can blame him? We’d have the best day playing with his dick too.

https://twitter.com/late_night_blog/status/1266022803716878341

(I knowww not everyone’s a smoker, and it’s “desgusteng”, but just replace the blunt with some CBD or a celery stick).

Also, don’t know his name either, sorry! But if you do, send it to us on socials!

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