Such is the phenomenon of Netflix’s wild documentary Tiger King, that there’s now some unofficial merch.

And by merch, we obviously mean sex toys. If that isn’t the most logical link from wild cat owners then we’re not sure what life is anymore.

The dildo – which looks like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy – comes with a Prince Albert in lieu of the show’s main character Joe Exotic and his now infamous peen piercing. Oh, and padlocks too. (Meth pipe sold separately).

Taglines for the product from Uber Kinky include: “This big chunk of meat will fulfil animalistic instincts and satiate the hungriest of holes.”

And, “Who needs a rich first husband when you have a Tiger King?” – that bitch Carole Baskin.

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We don’t have any reason to suspect the toy is actually modelled on Joe’s own meat, but we’re sure he’s loving the 8-inch homage that closeted Southern men will put inside them.

It costs £84.99 and comes in different colours – including rainbow! So festive.

And naturally, 10% of the profits go to Tiger Watch: “Save the tigers, one orgasm at a time.”