We’re not really quite sure what to say about 2019… it was, alright. Like, it wasn’t remotely monumental but also some good things did happen. Diversity felt like it actually arrived on TV for a start. Meaning that both people and their bodies were being more represented. And that’s not the only reason they grabbed headlines; Euphoria broke a record with their peen-packed locker room scene.
10 – Orlando Bloom in Carnival Row
The superstar graduated from nude paddleboarding with Katy Perry to showing his ageless ass on the new series Carnival Row during a wild sex scene with Cara Delevingne.
9 – Taron Egerton and Richard Madden in ‘Rocketman’
The Elton John biopic Rocketman easily brought the most anticipated gay scene of 2019. This musical’s R-rating gave gorgeous stars Taron and Richard the chance to say “Goodbye, Yellow Dick Loads!” during a passionate gay sex scene.
8 – Nick Clifford in ‘GLOW’
Audiences fell hard for Nick Clifford in 2019. This truly adorable actor has all-American good looks, and gave us a good look at his untrimmed package during this lengthy full frontal scene.
7 – Zac Efron in Extremely ‘Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile’
Disney alum Zac Efron brought his beefy body to the role of Ted Bundy, and wasn’t afraid to strip nude for a prison cavity search – giving us a great look at his super sculpted butt in the process. Just like this prison guard, let’s give Zac a hand!
6 – Michael Luwoye in ‘She’s Gotta Have It’
For this Spike Lee joint, Michael so convincingly thrusts his ripped ass during sex that it’s hard to believe he’s not really doing it!
5 – Brian Jordan Alvarez and Ryan O’Connell in ‘Special’
In this groundbreaking series creator O’Connell takes cues from his real life by playing a gay man thriving with cerebral palsy. In one extremely realistic gay sex scene, a prostitute played by Alvarez coaches O’Connell through his first bottoming experience.
4 – Billy Porter and Dyllon Burnside in ‘Pose’
Live! Work! Ass! Another groundbreaking series, Pose, broke some zippers when living legend Billy Porter and adorable jock Dyllon Burnside stripped off and hooked-up. Ryan Murphy knows his audience!
3 – Charlie Barnett and Murray Bartlett in ‘Tales of the City’
This sex scene is about as close as two actors can get to doing it without really doing it! Charlie Barnett ferociously tops hungry bottom Murray Bartlett and cums in his ass as Bartlett groans with delight. Is it hot in here?
2 – Christophe de Coster in ‘Vida’
Season two of Vida had a shocking first episode with a wild orgy, but all eyes were on beautiful bystander Christophe de Coster, who let his impressive uncut penis hang out while wearing a shirt with no pants. Winnie the Pooh is shaking!
1 – Jacob Elordi and Naked Extras in ‘Euphoria’
Is it any surprise that this infamous scene is the hottest of the year? The new gold standard for high school locker room scenes features twenty-one amazing penises, which 2019 breakout hunk Jacob Elordi can’t keep his eyes off of. Don’t blame ya gurl!
