Jason Derulo went viral last week when he posted a photo of himself bulging out in a pair of boxer briefs. And it’s surprising what a little publicity can do… CamSoda offered Derulo $500,000 to do porn after seeing the goods on the ‘gram.

Well, it wasn’t even “porn”. They offered him half a mil to sit around in his underwear and touch his bulge. But just like the supermodel who won’t get out of bed for less than ten grand, Derulo won’t wank for less than a mil. We’d imagine.

He responded to the offer by saying “I’m gonna need a waaaaay bigger bag than that”.

Since Instagram deleted the photo for violating their nudity nazism, Derulo spoke to TMZ about the incident:

Chatting with TMZ, they suggested the photo was perhaps removed because the singer looked aroused.

“I was not aroused. I was literally, like, getting out of the water”.

“I don’t want to say I was shrivelled up. I definitely didn’t [have] the cold shrivel,” he added.

And if that wasn’t already a lot of detail, Derulo continued. “It leans more to the front. If it’s on the side, and it’s just chilling on the side, it’s a semi.”

OK, but how could your dick go forward if you’re wearing underwear?

“An arousal looks different. It’s a different vibe. When it’s fully aroused, it’s a different beast,” he shared.