We haven’t had a chance to catch the film yet, so we’re not sure how well these actors worked together on the project, but they’d definitely be very compatible in the filthy thoughts we’re having. After all, don’t soldiers bang each other from sexual starvation? We’d pay to see that period piece.

Add to the fact they’ve all got porn star taches and military uniform and the porno writes itself.

Starring premium thirst-trappers Nick Jonas and Darren Criss; both of whom have played gay in the past and shed their clothes in the process. Stereotype much? We’re not all about sex you know. J/k, get naked.

Luke Evans and Woody Harrelson have also bared their buns in flicks. While Shia LaBeouf barely ever has clothes on, both in his music video (below) and when getting papped pissing on the beach.

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