Do you remember the bleak disappointment each Christmas when you unwrapped another Hot Wheels toy set instead of a Malibu Barbie? Well, we might not have been that pressed if we realised they were meant to plough into our g-spots. Thot Wheels leading the way…

Pierce Paris, who previously brought us the NSFW bottle challenge, is trying his hand ass at a different kind of gimmick this week, where toy cars go careering into his crack and skateboards are utilized as momentum-builders for dildos on the move. Next destination? His hole.

Both of which are fine answers to how much free time you’ve got when you’re a successful adult content creator.