Remember Adam Collard? Yeah, we’d almost forgot about him too, but the reality star made us stop mid-scroll this morning when he’d posted a snap of himself enjoying his birthday in his birthday suit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B34KjPFAY84/

Question: why do straight men clench their butt cheeks like it looks better? Especially when they’ve got a bigger frame, there’s nothing sexy about sucking in your ass so hard it dimples.