Remember Adam Collard? Yeah, we’d almost forgot about him too, but the reality star made us stop mid-scroll this morning when he’d posted a snap of himself enjoying his birthday in his birthday suit.

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Birthday week = birthday suit

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Question: why do straight men clench their butt cheeks like it looks better? Especially when they’ve got a bigger frame, there’s nothing sexy about sucking in your ass so hard it dimples.