As a single, it’s distinctly noticeable when a friend gets a boyfriend, and not just because you don’t see them anymore. Especially the gays, and especially if it’s their first relationship in a while – they will shove that shit down your throat like its veganism.

Legit happy for you babes, but please stop gassing about him like we’re 15. Not to mention that their so happy to be off Grindr (fair enough) that they’ll ignore 18 red flags and jump the gun to boyfriends before they know what they’re in for…

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