If you thought your penis was just for urinating, having sex and measuring against household objects, then you’re about to get a serious 101 in useless millennial life hacks. Well, not entirely useless. But it turns out that it’s actually not uncommon for blokes to use their boners to balance things…
Most men who spoke about doing it on Twitter and Reddit were referring to using it as a stand for their phones, while some other guys were demonstrating how to balance iPads:
(Clearly, you’d need to be watching something ‘stimulating’ for the entirety of this concept).
https://twitter.com/boyafraid1986/status/788169603738370048
Last night I spent 20 minutes watching my bf attempt to balance a fidget spinner on the tip of his dick
— peter nicompoop (@abigbighug) May 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/therealneah/status/1175030630486282241
Sometimes when I wake up hard… I use my dick as a phone stand…..
I am weird….— Zenthar Draco (@Zenthar_Draco) September 11, 2019
But as you’re about to see, it can also be used as a table to balance yoghurts and even a pyramid of soda cans. Personally, we’re happy if it can stay hard enough for the job we invited it round for, not a few episodes of Stranger Things.
Check out these five mutli-use boners in the link below.
