It’s an old notion that when we reach a certain age our sex drives begin to evaporate, but clearly, that’s not true for these six elderly horn-dogs who were caught going at it in a conservation area of Connecticut.

And y’all said Connecticut was dry… obviously, it just needed some KY jelly.

The Grace Richardson conservation in Fairfield is reportedly a notorious dogging spot according to police and online hook-up guides. So the cops had implemented CCTV to catch the perps in their lewd acts of passion.

As a result, what they found was a bunch of OAP stroking their walking sticks. (That is a metaphor, they were definitely stroking their dicks). Five of the participants were men, while the one woman was of their wives. Ranging from 62 – 85, the lady was the eldest. Hope she took out her dentures ’cause that’s a lot of dick; although we don’t doubt they were all getting hands-on with each other.

You can just imagine the care home asking Norris what he did last night, and him replying, “Ah took Diedre down the ol’ dogging spot, little slag has loved a bukkake since she was in her 20s”. Get it, girl. Although, let’s hope their grandkids have moved away, imagine walking through the park and seeing your nan getting jizzed on by half a dozen dustbags. Eww.

The group have made a promise they will appear in court.

Gosh, bad week for public sex, eh?

H/t: OUT