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Our latest favorite foreign film is Alfonso Albacete’s salacious Sex, Party and Lies, the name really does say it ALL. We need to prepare you for the amount of jaw-dropping studs you’re going to see. It’s like Spanish tapas: so much choice! Pass us the Sangria to wash them down with.

Although, if you’re looking for a deep plot and substantial character development, you’ll probably be left disappointed. However, if you’re down for a frivolous romp with non-stop nudity, you’re onto a winner. From Google:

A youth group is preparing for what will be the summer of their life, including secrets, lies, sex, confusion, evenings and holidays.

Wow, how will they cope with all those… evenings?

Leading the buff cast: we have Tony and Nico and their perfect, sculpted, smooth mounds, jiggling like four flotation devices as the guys go running naked into the ocean for a dip. Reminds us of Gran Canaria 2011… although without the cooler of WKD.

In case this isn’t enough to wet your whistle, the two young lads later share a heated exchange in a hallway with Yon Gonzalez completely nude, swaying peen and balls in motion.

The real winner here (besides you) is Pablo and his huge, hairy ass. And thankfully, the producers understand how we feel, as they managed to capture it in the perfect position: in the air.

Sex, Party and Lies a succession of jarring visuals including steamy club scenes, hot house parties, a shedload of sex, and of course, seductive Spanish stallions. Olé!

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