A man from Florida had his gun stolen during a weekend-long orgy, and we can’t help thinking that’s not how he intended to drop his weapon.

He’d apparently advertised an ‘open house party’ on a ‘gay social media site’ (Grindr?), which if you think sounds risky, just keep reading: He’d informed guests that the theme of the party was “anonymous sex” (we might have to borrow that theme for this year’s XX), and were encouraged to come and go as they pleased, and to bring along any randoms they desired, and just to give things a kick, told them all to use fake names.

There were approximately 20 guests over the 19th – 21st July, but only 5 or 6 he knew personally.

The ‘victim’ describes it as “pretty low” that someone stole his gun; but we think whoever it was just misunderstood the concept of a gang-bang. 

He disputes the police report’s suggestion that he advertised the party, explaining that he merely invited guys he chatted with on Grindr and Adam4Adam, which is making it very hard for the police to track down suspects. Whoops!

Just remember, when you’re at a sex party, be sure to always shoot your shot.

[H/t: Out]