Love Island‘s Eyal Booker may have spent the entirety of his season drivelling about deep connections and the moon rising in the sun’s chapter house or whatever tf, but ultimately he’s just a shallow thot like the rest of us.

Booker was doing an Instagram story when he suddenly “noticed” you could be seen naked in the background. Clearly, not something you’d expect to happen when around butt naked.

However, we have to confess that we’d swap his spiritual side for his backside any day. We’re all about a bit of spirituality, but when it comes to a 4-hour lecture about the benefits of being zen, it doesn’t feel so fucking zen.