Gravely voiced and super scruffy, Jason Statham celebrates his 52 birthday today and so we’re celebrating with snaps of the ripped Brit in his birthday suit. We’ll bring the party, if he brings the cake.
Jason is manliness incarnate and only seems to get better with age. The buff British export has made a career out of being Hollywood’s resident badass, but his ass is allll good!
Off course we are talking about the movie Crank where we got much more than crank. Where the stud rolls around in the dirt for a filthy ploughing; sounds like our kinda hobbies.
While Jason likes to work out to stay in muscle daddy shape, he doesn’t show it off as much as other celebs. “BOO! You (Non) Whore!” But there are the exceptions…
Also, we’re pretty sure these aren’t real, BUT STILL…
