A day on a Venician beach, with more balls than you can hold (or fit in your mouth), and Jude Law in little white speedos: sounds like gay heaven to us.

Law put his best bulge forward while filming scenes for The New Pope. Doesn’t look very holy to us. Like, if this is a religion, then we’ll join right now.

The series is a continuation of Law’s The Young Pope; which also saw the actor strip out of his vestments. Either way, perhaps it’s worth a watch!

At 46, Law ages every bit like the fine wine, that we’d guzzle every drop of while our parents were out the house. BUT, can anyone ever really compete with Luke Evans in those budgie-smugglers?