Brett Shoenfelt may be used to punching men for a living, but we think most guys would settle for a different kind of blow, after these snaps.

From Pennsylvania, the American MMA fighter’s nickname is “Showtime“, and he’s certainly true to his image. And while his fight stats may inform that he’s had 56% submissions, we reckon most would sub for him: even if he is 5’9”.

And he’s wearing Andrew Christians… We could’ve been fooled into thinking he fights for our team, but it must’ve been a queer intern styling.

Fun fact: Shoenfelt was also nicked for robbery. Well, we love a bad boy and all, but put your jewellery in the safe before you bang this one.