We thought it was only bears who went into the woods, but apparently, it’s muscle Marys too. And they don’t look like they’re about to have a picnic, although they do look ready for a little nosh.

Photographer Nick Mesh captures the nude male form in his book “This Morning Into The Woods”, but we’re having difficulty telling the difference between the tree trunks and the model’s thighs. Talk about THICC. No wonder Goldilocks goes for her “strolls” along the mud path.

But keeping it classy, the guys never reveal the trunks between their legs.