“Wait, are you a PK?”
Katy Perry asks an introverted ginger lad on the latest American Idol, seemingly talking some secret language. But we’re explained that this stands for ‘Pastor kid’; i.e. someone who had a pastor as their parent growing up.
It’s stereotyped that these kids always have amazing voices because they’re surrounded by gospel choirs, and this time she wasn’t wrong.
Jeremiah Lloyd Harmon goes on to detail how his family struggled with his sexuality, and has written an original song, Almost Heaven, which reflects his thoughts about where gay people go once they die.
Naturally, like all predicted superstars, Harmon currently has a shit job as a janitor as has been wasting his talent for years.
“It’s time to put down the broom” says Lionel Ritchie. And we have to agree.