While we’d love to sit around gossiping over who wore what to the Oscars, we’d much rather pay attention to an award ceremony that focuses less on what the celebrities wear, and more on what they don’t. The Manatomy Awards have filtered down 43 nominated scenes to just 7 of the best from the last year.
In addition to their standard “best butt” and “biggest dick” categories, Mr. Man have added in some other serious categories, like “Cleanest Asshole” and “Thrustiest Buns”.
Best Spooning: Russell Tovey and Arinze Kene – The Pass
Russell Tovey and Arinze Kene sharing a buns-out tender moment in the gay drama, The Pass. A film that you’d imagine would be all about balls!
Best TV Show: Altered Carbon – Netflix
Netflix churned out a hoard of binge-worthy crap last year, but the one that caught our crotch was Altered Carbon, with Joel Kinnaman’s naked form helping to heavily tip the scales.
Best Gay Scene: God’s Own Country
God’s Own Country had tons of explicit gay sex (just how God would have wanted it), but the scene with Josh O’Connor and Alec Secreanu was the hottest.
Biggest Cock: Elis Gardiole – Sextape
You can’t go to see a film called Sextape and leave sexually dissatisfied, it’d be false advertising. Fortunately, Elis and his long dong made sure that Sextape was a film thought about long after the credits.
Best Nudecomer – Dario Yazbeck
Spanish show House of Flowers, which aired on Netflix gave us Dario Yazbeck Bernal baring his truly perfect ass during a kinky threeway. What a way to make an entrance…
Cleanest Butthole: Joe Cole – A Prayer Before Dawn
We love when dirty boys get clean and we loved watching sexy twink Joe Cole lathering up his hole in A Prayer Before Dawn.
Thrustiest Buns: Y’lan Noel – Insecure
Despite the show’s name, Noel was anything butt Insecure when he thrusted, and thrusted…and thrusted in the season premiere.