Let’s keep it real, last year’s Love Island was mediocre at best compared to its predecessor. Not to mention tame AF: although unless there’s another leak at ITV we probably won’t get shower shots as we did with Chris Hughes.
Even so, despite Adam Collard causing the most fanny flutter in the villa, we all know real stud of the season was Jack Fowler. Does he speak like a South London drug dealer? Yes. But maybe that’s part of the appeal.
And judging from his latest selfie on Instagram, we’re beginning to wonder if Adam was ever really the biggest snake on the Island.
Naturally, the comments ranged from “omg my basement just flooded” to “PLEASE let me have your children”, both adequate responses.