Seen as it’s Friday – oh, an Tumblr are taking our heaps of our softcore away – we thought we’d treat y’all to one model who would rather be naked than wear designer brands: Marko Andre León. Well, at least that’s what his portfolio suggests…

When asked to pose for this naked shoot, it looks like Marko got right in the thick of it. So naturally, when Blah Online asked him what differentiates him from other models, he said his… disposition. Uh, yeah! That’s totally what we were gonna say too… (maybe he meant, disproportion?)

“When working with photographers and trying to realize and make possible what they want to project in their work also helps me differentiate myself from other models,” he says.

Adding, “physically my figure, because my body is very stylized and also my facial expressions.”

Stylized? They just called it horse hung back in our day.