It can be a daunting feat just getting naked in front of one guy, let alone an entire nation. That’s why you’ll find the contestants of Channel 4’s Naked Attraction pulling out some tricks to ensure they look their best.

If you haven’t seen the show before, it revolves around the concept of backward dating; where a Chooser decides who they’d like to date, based on naked attraction. Last week we saw Steve get picked for a date with Richard, while Kamil was voted off first.

Incidentally, Kamil got voted off for his “mushroom” penis. But what viewers don’t realise is that Kamil had hedged his bets with an anti-boner spray, to save himself from any potential embarrassment.

“Kameel had this thing called ‘delay spray’”, explains Steve. “And he kept spraying it while we were on the show. I asked him what it was, and he explained, ‘I don’t wanna get a hard-on’.”

Steve ensured him that being naked in front of a camera crew filming for TV would leave him “severed from the waist down” due to nerves, and so wouldn’t need any kind of spray to prevent something popping up.

But Kamil had already gone ahead with the spray, and apparently, it had some adverse effects. [See the NSFW close-up]. 

“I felt sorry for him. He had quite a decent-sized penis to start with, and it made it look so small. And because he was voted off first, he didn’t even the chance to explain it was the spray. And now he’s been called a mushroom…”

It’s like the PE changing room all over again.

And while Kamil had opted for a more unusual method, Steve was being scolded for his more traditional approach.

“[The camera crew] kept telling me to put my hands down by my sides, ’cause I was squeezing my dick to get the blood into it, and it was getting in the shot [laughs]“.

Earlier this week Steve explained his side of the story regarding bedding another contestant before the Chooser.