Move over American Horror Story, as Netflix’s Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina reboot looks even creepier than Ryan Murphy’s Coven.
From the same people who took comic book Riverdale and turned it into a dark and twisted high school drama where Archie battles drug lords and homoerotically wrestles hot daddies in singlets. So we can hardly wait to see how they’re going to fuck up all nostalgia for squeaky-clean Nickelodeon show. But in the best possible way, obvs.
Just take a look at the trailer; it shits all over its predecessor. The scariest thing about Sabrina The Teenage was Melissa Joan Hart’s acting, but even that doesn’t compare to horned demons, zombie witches and mortuaries.
The series lands on Netflix on October 26th… Halloween marathon, anyone?