Last week, porn star and presidential seducer Stormy Daniels whipped up a (media) storm with exerts from her new book Full Disclosure.
The one making most of the headlines, though, involved details of what Trump’s todger looked like, much to the amusement of… well, everyone. Y’all know Melania had locked herself in the study because she’s in hysterics.
In the description, she said: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…”
And while most of us are thoroughly enjoying one of the world’s biggest tea spills, Toad (the mushroom character of Mario Kart) is taking it so well…
Although Google searches for him shot through the roof since the exposé, so we dunno why he’s not out here booking gigs, appearances and reboots.