Last week, we reported how a Dutchman found himself in hospital after putting 15 eggs up his bum, and this week they’ve been removing a 23-inch dildo from another’s.

Jesus Christ, 23 inches! That’s pretty fucking ambitious. If he was a short guy you could probably see the shaft when he opened his mouth. The 31-year-old Italian had the toy lodged up there for 24 hours, as Milan medics had to throw out standard techniques due to the dildo being too big and smooth.

After “several” attempts to remove the dildo with extraction devices, apparently doctors had to invent a removal tool, that worked like a lasso, and pull it out from the end.

A report reads:

“We finally succeeded in the endoscopic extraction of the device, catching the distal edge of the dildo with this guidewire lasso. This device showed a technical advantage as compared with ordinary polypectomy snares, due to its much higher stiffness.”

Thankfully, they managed to get the toy out safely, and the man even limped walked home that day. He also wrote a thank you note to the consultants for solving his ’embarrassing problem’ without resorting to surgery. N’awww.

Well, if we see any cowboys at Milan’s next fashion week, we know where it started…

[H/t: GPB]