We thought the whole point of being stranded on a desert island for a reality show, was that you may actually die. Or perhaps that’s just what we hoped. Either way, the cast of Survivor: Australia have got no chance of starving to death with the amount of cake between them. In fact, looks more like a holiday feast to us.
In a scene with saw the male contestants go skinny dipping we saw enough buns and cake between them to put Greggs outta business. Like, seriously, do Aussies squat more than the rest of the world?
But seriously, if this is what the show entails – sign us up.