Katie Price seems like the type of woman that needs a big dick. Not because she’s loose or anything, but because that’s just the energy she gives off. Well, that certainly explains how she’s moved on so quickly from Kieran Hayler. And why it was with Kris Boyson.

Boyson has a hot body, but facially he’s not as attractive as the guys Pricey would normally bag. But perhaps he wipes the floor with the competition… using his schlong.

Boyson was papped in a series of totally casual snaps with Price recently, and readers are finally starting to understand his appeal:

“Pair of socks down there,” wrote another Twitter user. Hmm, how many pairs of socks do you own with veins and a shaft, Anne?

The former glamour model previously alleged that toy boy Leandro gave her cystitis because of his huge appendage. And we’ve all seen ex-stripper hubby Keiran Hayler’s sex tape.