What with all of that excitement and tension from the World Cup, we swore we wouldn’t look at another pitch for four years. But as we all know, it only takes one guy and his cock to change every promise we ever made.

In the end it was France that stole the cup, but we’re the one’s feeling like winners as French and Italian player Vincenzo Rennella experienced a wardrobe malfunction in a game. Rennella now plays for Miami FC on loan from Spanish club Real Valladolid. Now that’s a lot of nationalities in one sentence; thankfully we like our men like we like our drugs; a cocktail!

[H/t: Fleshbot – nsfw]