Despite it’s current dramas, Love Island could certainly do with a bit of a shake up, (because you can never have too much drama… or dick floating around for that matter). So producers are sending in two buff blokes tonight to do exactly that.

Kieran Nicholls is a 26 year-old biological technician… just kidding, he’s a personal trainer, obviously.

“I don’t try too hard, I just try and be myself and people will either like it or they won’t. A lot of people try too hard but I’m a genuine, honest person and a nice guy. That makes me stand out from others,” hmm, a heartthrob with a heart? We’ll have to see…

But a big heart does not a smart head make. Kieran says he’s got his sights set on Kaz because she’s got her head “screwed on”, but also has his eyes in the same direction as any other boy:

“Megan is also pretty hot. Maybe she might meet someone like me who will tame her.”

I imagine trying to tame Megan would be like that movie where the chick has grisly teeth in her vagina that devour anyone who gets too close. Although if we can take away one thing from this ladies… men literally do not care how many people you’ve slept with or how many times you’ve flicked your bean on webcam. Viva la hoe!

#throwback #holiday #greece #tan #needanotherholiday ☀️☀️

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