Reality star Marty McKenna showed his excitement for WeAre Festival is a number of NSFW posts; in fact, we couldn’t help but wonder if he’d intended to take an e, and wound up with a boner that won’t quit.
The Geordie Shore star initially began by flashing his bag (ball bag, not money bag) en route to the festival, as well as a stiffy. I mean, we love a festival as much as the next person, but not so much that we can’t contain it… with our dick.
Although it seemed he still couldn’t shake his lob-on the following day, even when he was watching TV with his mates…
Marty McKenna pic.twitter.com/wmSBqP9Z8x
— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) May 29, 2018