Just because you’re not Scottish, or potentially haven’t chowed down on haggis before, doesn’t mean you can’t get involved in the celebration; especially when it involves sexy Scotsmen strolling round with their bag pipes on the loose.

We only went to our first Burns Night last year, and it was actually a lot of fun. We needed a liver transplant in the following days but that’s what we get for trying to keep up with the Scots.

Burns Night is actually a celebration of Robert Burns, a Scottish poet. Um… ok. I mean, if you’re gonna name a day after anyone Scottish, surely Gerard Butler is a more impressive export. But hey, as long as there’s a free bar and some hot guys with bag pipes we can blow – we ain’t complaining.